Who ever invented the “copy and paste” has saved many hours of my life.
If I worked at a restaurant on Valentine’s Day I would put a fake engagement ring in every girl’s drink.
Just to look at her act like:
Then watch the dude sit there like:
Coughing dramatically in front of a person that’s smoking, to make them feel bad.
What happens when you rant about your favorite tv show to your non-fan friends:
That awkward moment when you tell your parents something funny and they take it too seriously
When you tell a ridiculous lie and your parents believe you:
When you tell the dead ass truth and your parents don’t believe you: